Mommy: (to the tiny voters) We are going to take a field trip to vote for the president today.
Lily (the small Republican propagandist): But I don't LIKE the president today!
Andrew (the good 'ole Democrat): Presents!!!!? I LOVE presents!! We ALL get PRESENTS!?
Lily (the Republican Propagandist): We don't NEED presents. Everything is WONDERFUL! And we are NOT going to scream and we are NOT going to hit and we are NOT going to think!
I couldn't make this stuff up!