Lily: I'm a giraffe!! Daddy, are you a giraffe?
Daddy: no. I'm wearing grey.
Lily: what are you?
Daddy: (thinks)
Mommy: a rhinoceros
Lily: what color are you, Mommy?
Daddy: black and white
Mommy: what are you implying, Dear?
Daddy: nothing. I'm trying to think of a small, petite, black and white animal.
SKUNK!!!!!
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