Friday, November 2, 2012

Republican Lily vs. Democrat Andrew

(Read capitalized words as shouting)

Mommy: (to the tiny voters) We are going to take a field trip to vote for the president today.

Lily (the small Republican propagandist): But I don't LIKE the president today!

Andrew (the good 'ole Democrat): Presents!!!!? I LOVE presents!! We ALL get PRESENTS!?

Lily (the Republican Propagandist): We don't NEED presents. Everything is WONDERFUL! And we are NOT going to scream and we are NOT going to hit and we are NOT going to think!

I couldn't make this stuff up!