Sunday, September 29, 2013

Jesus in a Striped Shirt

Lily: I drew Jesus in a striped shirt. Now I'm going to talk to him and tell him about his picture...
::folds hands:: Dear Heavenly Father. I drew you and your striped shirt and the cross you died on but you're still alive in Heaven. Amen.

Mommy: can I take your drawing's picture?
Lily: of course! Are you going to email it to God?
Mommy: Um...I don't know God's email address.

Height Limit for Donuts

Lily: (with a donut in her hand) Did you know I'm not three feet tall yet?
Mommy: Actually, you 39 and 1/2 inches. So you are taller than three feet by three and 1/2 inches.
Lily: *thinks* Does that mean I can have two donuts?!?

Update: (after leaving the donuts unattended for a shower-length time period)
Daddy: so, Lily, what do you want for lunch?
Lily: (standing with hands hidden in the doorway) nothing. 
Daddy: surely you want SOMETHING for lunch. 
Lily: (produces nibbled donut in right hand) I'm eating donuts. (Produces left hand) Here is the empty box. 

(Small consolation: there were only two donuts left in the box)

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Rubber Ducky, You're the One!

Lily's Instructions: draw your favorite bath time toy. 

Saturday, September 21, 2013

The Godfather

Starring Lily Lemmons

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Her Father's Daughter

Lily: I am hungry.
Mommy: What should we do about that?
Lily: We should get me something to eat that is not messy so my hands don't get dirty and I can keep playing on the computer.