No Internet

Lily: I married Andrew. I'm going to stay with him forever!
Mommy: If you are going to stay with Andrew, do I get a Mother-In-Law cabin?
Lily: Yep
Mommy: And cable TV?
Lily: Yep
Mommy: And a recliner?
Lily: Yep
Mommy: And endless bon bons?
Lily: Yep
Mommy: Sounds like a good deal to me!
Daddy: What about Daddy?
Lily: I don't want to marry you! You're already married!
Daddy: No, can I stay with Mommy?
Lily: *thinks* Ok
Daddy: And have high speed internet?
Lily: *looks at Daddy like he's crazy* Nope
Daddy: *sad face*